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Vintage Washed Disco Ball Tee - Unisex T-Shirt
This vintage-washed tee features a bold discoball graphic on the front, catching light with a subtle, reflective illusion, while the back carries a large “Superhot” script logo across the shoulders.
Crafted from heavyweight 250 gsm 100% cotton, the fabric has been enzyme washed for a soft, worn-in feel with a naturally faded, vintage character. The result is a premium surface that holds print detail beautifully while feeling broken-in from day one.
The silhouette is intentionally relaxed, with a loose fit, drop shoulders, and structured drape that elevates it beyond a basic tee. It sits comfortably on the body with just enough weight to hold its shape, making it ideal for layering or wearing on its own.
- Heavyweight 250 gsm cotton (7.4 oz)
- Enzyme-washed for a soft vintage finish
- Loose, slightly oversized fit
- Drop shoulder construction
- Subtle stretch for comfort
- Durable, print-ready surface (DTG compatible)
Designed as a unisex essential, this piece blends everyday wearability with a distinct visual identity—equal parts minimal and expressive.
Our promise on every purchase:
- Fast, tracked worldwide shipping, free on all orders over $50.
- Satisfaction guaranteed. Something not right? We stand behind every purchase.
- Return or refund if you're not 100% satisfied.
- Premium quality, premium materials, awesome designs.
- Designed by real humans in Malibu, California. 🌊
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 21.9 | 55.5 | 22.6 | 57.5 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.6 | 62.5 | 25.6 | 65 |
| Length | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 21.1 | 53.7 | 21.7 | 55.2 | 22.4 | 57 | 23.1 | 58.8 | 23.9 | 60.6 |
| Sleeve length | 8.2 | 20.9 | 8.4 | 21.4 | 8.7 | 22 | 8.9 | 22.6 | 9.1 | 23.2 |
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😌 Perfect Fit
Contemporary relaxed cut. Dropped shoulders. Longer body. Designed on real bodies, not mannequins.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We offer a 30-day no hassle money-back guarantee. If you're not totally satisfied with your purchase, just return it to us within 30 days for a credit or full refund.
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We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Most items are shipped out within 2-3 business days. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information and order tracking. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is free on all orders over $50. For smaller orders, shipping usually costs $3-6, depending on your location. You'll always see shipping costs before you checkout and pay.